the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
the voting is so intense you can cut the tension with the knife that your neighboring country will use to stab your country in the back with
i bet people get really depressed when they are below britain on eurovision.
Graham needs to be knighted after this
Plot twist: The UK wins Eurovision
That’s not a plot twist, it’s a fucking miracle.
That’s basically an AU fix that the UK write through their tears
“take a shot for every time the UK doesnt get points”
at least the alcohol is free
Graham Norton is losing the will to live.
i didnt realise there was a eurovision fandom
yeah its called all of europe
the best part of eurovision is listening to graham norton get bitchier and bitchier
“do your homework”
“clean your room”
“get off the computer”
Sweden: where Final Fantasy characters exist in real life
‘at the end of the song is two girls kissing. if two girls kissing offends you… then you need to grow up’